“二战”时期(🔨),盟军要(🐽)实施安奇奥登陆计划,迫(😘)于对一门叫安(ān )奇奥大(dà )(🎺)炮的超(🎹)级武器(🐉)的(de )(🛤)忌(jì )惮(🍖),要派两个精(💤)锐(😧)特(tè )工去摧(👋)毁这门大炮,结果(guǒ )两(😎)个傻逼(bī )被派(pài )了去,最(zuì )后(hòu )经过一(🕖)连串搞(gǎo )笑(xiào )事件,阴差阳错的(de )最后完(wán )成(🎿)了(🎫)任(rèn )务。 片段一(🚸):(🖍)德国(🐶)人在北(běi )非(fēi )(😱)布(bù )置了(le )一个陷阱(jǐng ),准备了一幅(fú )假的防御工(gōng )事地图(❔)让这二个士兵(bīng )(㊗)带回去。他们却阴差(chà )阳错的(🤠)拿走了真的(👓)地图,最终(zhōng )赢得了战(⛏)役。 (🧤)片段二:他们(😍)化装(zhuāng )成管道工潜入(rù )(🕐)德军(🧟)在(🚴)意大利的司令部,给(gěi )他们卫生间的管道修得乱七八糟,把将军(jun1 )(🐛)淋了个落汤鸡。将(jiāng )军(jun1 )去(🌼)换(huàn )衣服(📟),拉开抽(chōu )屉发现一套新(🈺)的(🤔)军服,于是洗头洗脸(💏)准(zhǔn )备换(🔷)上新军服的(🐞)时候闭着眼把脸(liǎn )盆里的(de )脏水倒进(jìn )抽屉里了(柜子旁边(🚽)有一个(🔲)废(fèi )水桶)。那个(gè )将(🍺)军是最主要的一(🧘)个(💅)配角,很有意思。到影片结束前(qián )1分(fèn )钟,都没有一句台词(🔍)。最后(hòu )说了一句(jù )(🖱)“谢谢(😲)”。 片段(duàn )三:德军有一(🎞)门超(📯)级(jí )大炮俯视着联军将要(🌒)登(dēng )(🎁)陆的海(hǎi )滩。这二个士(👔)兵(😼)居(🔮)然化(♟)装(zhuāng )成(🦐)希特勒和随(suí )从,去视察大炮,把大炮(pào )炸掉了。 In May 1943, two American soldiers, Joe and Frank, of Italian descent are searching the North African desert for a German general called Von Kassler, when they are captured by Von Kassler aide Inge Schultze who lets them escape with fake war plans, only Joe and Frank steal the real war plans which pave way for the Allied victory. Months later, the duo once again come up against Von Kassler when they are captured at Anzio and try to outwit the Nazis a second time
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